Random Tip #1:
Instead of using ‘</sarcasm>’ online to indicate that you’ve been using some humor just use this adaptation of a great SciFi/Humor quote:
“/me for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.”
1 small golden star to the commenter who recognises the source of this quote.
1 brown splotch to anyone who uses google to find it.
The is awarded to Dan. Now I feel like a silly game show host.