Customer Support Hall of Shame: Prince Bandroom

My Email:

I am trying to buy tickets to The Gossip show, but the payment page with the
national isn’t loading. How can I buy tickets?

Their reply:

Tickets $38.00 + booking fee from Polyester, Missing Link, Greville, Central
Station, Prince of Wales public bar (12 noon – 10pm, 7 days), phone book 03
9536 1168 (credit card only, 10am – 6pm Mon – Fri) or book online here!

Well done on getting a 0 for your comprehension skills.

PS: emphasis mine.